Boy o boy, every freakin' year in grad school at around November.
I suffer some kind of significant other heartbreak.
At this point, it's all fodder for comedy.
The application to be my girlfriend/significant other/partner has officially opened.
Qualifications:
1) Breathing
2) Be really really excited about me at first, just by reading my writing
3) As the months pile on, taper your excitement, find out that I'm not that exciting in real life
4) Get ready to officially cut ties and dump my ass by next October.
If interested, please call 1-323-DNT-CARE, many times
Al Green - How to Mend a Broken Heart
Via my friend Ivan Galavante.
Amy Winehouse - Help Yourself
Wyclef - Gone Till November
New Edition - If It Isn't Love
This was actually a song given to me by a friend named Geetz. Song made me happy and optimistic, so I'll end on that.
